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bye [08 Jul 2004|11:15am]
[ mood | foreign ]

going to israel and italy for 5 weeks

toodles

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omg [20 Jun 2004|01:26pm]
[ mood | embarrassed ]

so i guess my dad was on my computer, and he happened to come across my porn folder... i was out at the beach and he calls me up and asks me about it. i was thoroughly uncomfortable. to make things even worse, he ends up deleting my entire collection.

;/

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can't sleep, so i'll bitch [18 Apr 2004|02:14am]
[ mood | irritable ]
[ music | A Perfect Circle - Three Libras ]

i'm not too fond of the person i've been lately. i don't feel like myself at all. i've noticed that relationships with certain people that i truly adore are beginning to fade; right in front of my eyes. anyway, i get my license this thurs, so hopefully i'll be able to spend more time with those people (<3 u guys). you skanks owe me some serious elbow rubbing (yes you). i'm sick of having to cancel my plans because i have no ride, and no one in my family feels like driving me anywhere.
apc needs to get their asses down to florida really soon.

shun>you

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<3 [18 Feb 2004|01:15am]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | apc - 3 libras ]

life is beautiful.

...and so is Shun

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<3? [11 Feb 2004|06:00pm]
[ mood | quixotic ]
[ music | passenger ]

would you be my valentine?

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and we don't give a fuh cuz its yo birfday [28 Jan 2004|07:15pm]
[ mood | artistic ]
[ music | find me in da club ]


HAPPY BDAY CANDICE

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[25 Jan 2004|11:26pm]
[ mood | romantic ]

omgomgomg
i'm going out with rolby!
in yo face lauren.

i <3 u rolby

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[21 Jan 2004|02:45pm]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | deftones - just drive, far away ]

so i pretty much failed chem...
thats the third class i failed in my 2 years of high school...
i am way too lazy and unmotivated for this regurgitating of useless irrelevant knowledge
well theres nothing really to be motivated about..
i doubt i'll be getting into a university..
kill me now? thanks

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h4x0r b1tch3 0wn [19 Jan 2004|06:59pm]
[ mood | 1337 ]
[ music | binary overload ]

laura is soo awesome and 1337. she totally fixed my computer.
<3

failing chem final? i think so.

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someone notify the authorities [12 Jan 2004|01:41am]
[ mood | jewish ]
[ music | srv - riviera paradise ]

yeah so i was home all alone after being dropped off from a night with lauren and barbs (totallyawesome).. i turned off all the lights in my house and get undressed for bed. i was getting into bed as i hear this HUGE crash followed by what i thought were footsteps coming up the stairs. Naturally, i wanted to piss my pants. but instead i slammed my door, locked it, and opened my window. i popped out the screen and jumped on my roof. i then jumped down from the 2nd floor onto my dad's van and hauled ass down the street. i called the cops and like 10 squad cars pull up and block off my street. 3845722223 cops raided my house with guns and such. as i'm standing outside barefoot and in my almost-soiled boxers and already-frozen nipples they tell me the noise i heard was the toilet seat falling (my dad later told me he left it up). and the footsteps i thought i heard was really the toilet seat bouncing on the toilet bowl. needless to say, my already frozen penis shrunk back into my stomach with embarrassment. alright kiddies, so next time you piss PUT DOWN THE FUCKING SEAT, who knows what kind of robber and/or murderer/rapist you could be creating in your very own home. certain people tell me i should have faced this incident like a man. i'm sorry folks, if i think someone is in my house, i'm going to run, not search my house armed with a clothes-hanger or a sharpened pencil like all the morons in those horror movies.
i'm so thankful though, i got off lucky. i could have been killed, and i got away with a mere phobia of toilets, and now have to go peepee in the shower.

aside from that, my weekend shared with candice, lauren, and barbara was totallyawesome. those three gals really hit the spot <3

christine is moving ;{

PEE.S: holla at uhmanduh and bobert for the layout and icon <3

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merry kwanzaa [26 Dec 2003|06:05pm]
[ mood | african ]
[ music | lion king - in the jungle the lion sleeps tonight.. OWINBOWE ]

yeah so kwanzaa was pretty awesome..
on Umoja my family gathered around the kinara and had ourselves some zebra for karamu and passed around the kikombe cha umoja
i got some pretty awesome zawadais (known as presents in your culture)
my brother carved me a giraffe out of an elephant husk.
my mom made me this really cool vase looking thing out of clay
and my dad killed a lion for me, with only a spear and a loin cloth


merry kwanzaa everyone <3

christine chopped off part of her fingers because she was ferociously trying to rip open her kwanzaa presents.. she just couldn't wait. feel better kid

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bobert was hurrr! [12 Dec 2003|02:05am]
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[11 Dec 2003|11:18pm]
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hiiii!! [11 Dec 2003|08:27am]
[ mood | [[eLan is HoRnY :-D]] ]
[ music | elan's sexi man voice ]

hmm... well elan hasn't updated in this thing in a very long time because he's a sexi man who is too busy having sex in the closet with christine sssoooooo this is melissa :-P and im just jealous so im gonna type in his journal. he wants to do mi very bad. lol ok no but seriously... he hurts his finger very badly and it hurts a lot.... it's InFeCtEd and red... we gotta go... we're gonna head out to the boy's bathroom :-P byeness

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[17 Nov 2003|05:32pm]
[ mood | sick ]

my socks are "officially" rocked. christine is amazing. however, this cold definitely is not.
adsgfsad

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[08 Nov 2003|05:53pm]
[ mood | jealous ]
[ music | skee-lo - i wish ]

SuckAFatty6524: i had a dream about you but it wasnt good
iatejezuz: what was it
SuckAFatty6524: that me you kelly and billy went running thur wendy's naked and you didnt have a penis
SuckAFatty6524: it was like a ken doll
iatejezuz: hey now!

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[01 Nov 2003|09:11pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | a perfect circle - orestes ]

elan learned how to ride a bike this weekend. whose cool now?

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[13 Oct 2003|03:19pm]
one of those very rare moments when someone says something that actually physically hurts... i guess i shouldn't have let myself get so easily attatched.. i shouldn't have deluded myself with the absurd notion that someone might actually have had feelings for me (crazy shit, huh?). but most importantly, i shouldn't be letting myself feel like this knowing she probably couldn't care less..

and who the fuck am i kidding? its obvious i'm only writing this for the slim chance of her reading it. and if she is by any chance reading it.. honestly; it was easier blowing up on you than feeling like shit. i'm a jerk, i'm probably selfish, and i'm sorry.. oh well
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[08 Oct 2003|06:50pm]

compliments of http://maddox.xmission.com
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[21 Sep 2003|09:51pm]
this is tatiana writing for elan.
he went to ash's house with tat and kerri today.
went swimming.
tried to mac on tat.
wore funny hats.
smacked ash's ass.
that's about it.
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